Tama ☆ Emerald Goat

[hanaban]

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[hanaban]

There's no boats nearby, and you don't have a phone or flares or anything to contact the outside world with. It's only you and the ocean, the dark clouds above heralding a storm...

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And then, there's a shark!!

[ballies]

Maybe you could befriend the shark? They're pretty intelligent creatures, not mindless body chompers. Then the shark could help you find your way back to land!

[hanaban]

You try to befriend the shark, but it has a poor sense of direction and attempts to chomp your body in half. What do you do?

[ballies]

-- Wait when did this become a choose your own adventure?

[hanaban]

Just now! Come on, the shark is circling around, and next time it won't miss. What are you going to do!!?

[ballies]

... I feel like I saw something about punching a shark in the gills? Don't dolphins ram animals like that to fight them?

[hanaban]

Oh. I heard it was on the nose, but gills seem to make more sense.