Ace D. Portgas ☆ Emerald Goat

[hanaban]

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[selfimmolation]

[ it's so absurd it loops around to adorable is why ]

You sure? I don't think this fits in one room.

[hanaban]

[ Hanako's going to kill one of Ace's teammates and then we can see how absurd this is ]

If it doesn't fit in our room, we'll just have to make more room in yours.

[selfimmolation]

[ KILL ACE HIMSELF COWARD ]

There's too many cats in Goat dorm for these figurines to last. We've got ten. And Nimona, a lot.

[hanaban]

[ done ]

Why- How do you have ten cats?

[selfimmolation]

I liberated a few kittens with Whisper. [ he sounds fond when he says it ] ... And then Satan adopted five more cats after that?

[ dead people gave him cats. ]

[hanaban]

...oh. They're Whisper's kittens.

[ Whisper ):

what about Satan? Whisper's kittens now ]

[selfimmolation]

A little. She just wanted them to be free from the pet store, so I let them roam as much as they want.

[hanaban]

We should liberate all the pets from the pet store! For Whisper!

[selfimmolation]

They'll probably recognize me from last time, but sure. We should do it for Whisper.

[hanaban]

We'll trade hats, and then they won't recognize either of us.

[selfimmolation]

[ makes a show of thinking about it before he takes his hat off and puts it on top of hanako's head. and on top of his hat. ]

It could work.

[hanaban]

[ no, he has to wear Hanako's hat. he slips his out from underneath and slaps it on top of Ace's head. now we both look stupid. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ it's definitely too small for his head. it's fine. ]

Perfect. We're totally incognito.