Ace D. Portgas ☆ Emerald Goat

[hanaban]

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[selfimmolation]

More like worried you're too light to break anything. Windows are way stronger than they look! I used a pipe as a kid, you got anything like that?

[ do NOT launch children!!! ]

[hanaban]

Just a rock and a kitchen knife.

[ neither of which would fare any better than his skull, he thinks ]

I wonder if there are any spare pipes laying around here...

[ he's going to ruin the dorm's plumbing ]

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, that's not great for window breaking. You could try looking around the construction site? Between the workers and the destruction you might find something useful in there.

[ again he is. he is giving terrible advice here. does hanako have his tetanus shot ]

[hanaban]

Like a chainsaw!

[ who needs tetanus shots when you're already dead ]

[selfimmolation]

Is... that different from a regular saw?

[hanaban]

Yeah! There's a chain, and it goes vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[ me looking up when chainsaws were invented...... ]

[selfimmolation]

... You're probably more likely to cut yourself than the glass?

[hanaban]

But I would break the glass. That's the important part.

[selfimmolation]

By cutting it? Man, just get a hammer.

[hanaban]

Hammers don't go vrrrrr...

[selfimmolation]

It sounds like you want the chainsaw more than you want to break the glass.

[hanaban]

There's no reason why we can't have both.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe you can ask those penguins if they're willing to lend you one. We'll see if it works.