...I see. Hanako, I thought that might be you. You're going to be in a lot of trouble for this. [to the guards.] I'm a business associate of this child's parents. I assure you they'll see to it that he's punished appropriately, and will be reaching out to pay for the damages.
[ The guards do not listen. They are more than happy to release this punk over to Reigen, relieved and grateful for his assistance. If he can pass on the message, they will be expecting a check for $74,580 from this kid's parents within the next 7 business days. Thank you, sir, and have a good day. ]
Of course. Between you and me, they're usually pretty reliable, but they've been busy with the Mayor's reelection campaign. So if you don't hear from them, I'd just bill the Mayor's office directly.
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w2, tuesday
-—parent of Hanako... uh... Afterlife please collect your child at Cutting— [ sounds of something crashing ] Hey! You can't— [ frantic rattling noises
a yelp of pain
ungodly mic feedback
silence ]
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...no, fine, he'll head on down to the knife store to witness this.]
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Reigen arrives at Cutting Edge to see Hanako standing by the entrance flanked by two security guards. He's in handcuffs. ]
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...I see. Hanako, I thought that might be you. You're going to be in a lot of trouble for this. [to the guards.] I'm a business associate of this child's parents. I assure you they'll see to it that he's punished appropriately, and will be reaching out to pay for the damages.
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I didn't do anything! -—Hey! Listen!!
[ The guards do not listen. They are more than happy to release this punk over to Reigen, relieved and grateful for his assistance. If he can pass on the message, they will be expecting a check for $74,580 from this kid's parents within the next 7 business days. Thank you, sir, and have a good day. ]
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[goodbye let's leave.]
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He gets like ten steps in before he stops short- ]
Wait, I'm still handcuffed.
[ Security is nowhere to be seen. ]
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...Oh, yeah, no big deal. I considered that, and I know how to get you out of those.
Why do they have handcuffs the right size for you in the first place?
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Does that involve breaking my wrists...?
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[ no!!!!! ]
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I don't usually get caught!! I'm still not used to being seen...
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Not used to being seen, huh?
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...yeah. Most people don't even notice I'm there.
[ He has a "weak presence," surprise!! ]
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[ he's been rightfully beat up so many times............... but there's still those times he can play the cute 13-year-old kid card ]
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Destroy? I think they were just going to put you in their break room and call your "parents."
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I'd be stuck there forever, though. My parents are gone.
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Well, one of us who seems old enough would probably come and pretend to be them and get you out...?