I'm no carpenter. Let me tell you a secret, Hanako.
[turning to point at him as though he intends to instill great wisdom.]
The business model of this store is to sell furniture for cheap, but make their instructions so confusing you shell out for expensive assembly services. But if you can look past how confusing the instructions are, you'll see that any person is capable of assembling this furniture if they give it their all.
[ ...He hasn't thought about it in a long time now, but this isn't the first time he'd been faced with the insurmountable task of putting something together when he had no idea where to even start. He had given it his all... he thought... but in the end, he was never able to fix it. ]
Looks past it, huh...? Okay.
[ takes out the instruction pamphlets and tosses them over his shoulder. ]
We won't be needing these, then! Let's get to work.
[ screws go into little screw holes, the beams... he's not sure, so he sets them off to the side for Reigen to figure out
He's right, though! this is pretty intuitive. it doesn't take long before Hanako's putting together some quadruple-decker bunk beds with attached desks and a floating chair hammered to the top bunk for anybody who likes to sit up high ]
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[turning to point at him as though he intends to instill great wisdom.]
The business model of this store is to sell furniture for cheap, but make their instructions so confusing you shell out for expensive assembly services. But if you can look past how confusing the instructions are, you'll see that any person is capable of assembling this furniture if they give it their all.
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Looks past it, huh...? Okay.
[ takes out the instruction pamphlets and tosses them over his shoulder. ]
We won't be needing these, then! Let's get to work.
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...Yes! Let's get started.
[getting out so many little packets of screws and tiny little beams. where the hell do these go.]
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He's right, though! this is pretty intuitive. it doesn't take long before Hanako's putting together some quadruple-decker bunk beds with attached desks and a floating chair hammered to the top bunk for anybody who likes to sit up high ]
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[honestly, he's impressed by this even if it's completely wrong. he doesn't want to discourage his imagination.
also, this didn't cost him any money so he doesn't care that much.]
You have a natural talent for this. Are you sure you aren't a carpenter?
[meanwhile he is absolutely failing to correctly construct a stupid chair. where is this little plastic blue piece supposed to go?]
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[ he's 13
anyways, it's all a matter of forcing things to fit where they don't go, like all things in life ]
I don't know anything about marketing, though, so I'll leave it to you to sell!
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[he sort of watches him while he vaguely tries to take one of the legs off this chair because he put it on the right way.]
Of course. Leave that to me. Maybe this should be classified as an art piece.