Nimona ☆ White Tiger

[hanaban]

Comments

[sharkgirl]

[ooooooogh she hates being held by her scruff, actually. she goes very, very still, and then, cheerfully:]

Put me down or I'm going to eat your eyeballs.

[she would love to be tossed in the air in any way but this]

[hanaban]

[ sits her up on a high shelf ]

[sharkgirl]

[that works!

she shakes out her fur like a dog, and sneezes. and then throws her little paws out wide.]

He can be taught!

[hanaban]

[ squishes her cheeks, rubs more paint into her fur ]

Just thought I'd keep my eyeballs today! I'm going to need them later.

[sharkgirl]

[she half-gnaws, half-licks his fingers as he squishes her cheeks.]

Good choice. No promises, though, they look delicious. [this is a joke, probably.]

[hanaban]

[ no, his big juicy eyes ]

Getting a taste of me already?

[ he tastes like paint ]

[sharkgirl]

Don't be weird. [she says, chewing on his finger.] And quit covering me in paint, do you know how hard this is to get out of fur?

[hanaban]

No, I usually don't have to worry about that since I'm, you know. [ she doesn't but that's fine, ]

Can't you just change into something else that's easier to clean? Like a frog!

[sharkgirl]

[she squints at him because she does not know, but she doesn't ask.]

Normally I would. [licks her paw, and then washes her fur with it.]

[hanaban]

Buuuuuuuuut...?

[ she's going to eat paint instead because of why ]

[sharkgirl]

Obviously I can't here? [gives him a duh look

also she's eaten much worse than paint. it's fine.]

[hanaban]

[ soda cans ]

You're limited to, what, mammals only or something?

[sharkgirl]

Yep.

[c:]

[hanaban]

Can you turn into a whale?!

[ BIG PINK WHALE ]

[sharkgirl]

[HELP

she clacks her teeth at him.]

I could. If I wanted to.

[hanaban]

You do!

[sharkgirl]

I do not. Unless you have something you want to bribe me with.

[hanaban]

[ what does he have in his pockets...

a kitchen knife, a rock, and some toy cars ]

[sharkgirl]

[i'm glad he just has a knife.

she baps him on the nose with her paw.]

I'm not a performing monkey, for the record.

[hanaban]

[ it's his emotional support knife ]

Performing cat?

[sharkgirl]

Nope. I'm not a cat.

[hanaban]

[ not a cat. not a people. ]

Performing Nimona?

[sharkgirl]

[this appeases her a little bit, but]

... Just Nimona. [...] I don't do tricks.

[hanaban]

[ ... ]

Just Nimona, then. I wish I could do what you do. I think it's pretty neat.

[sharkgirl]

You kind of can. You were - big, when I first met you.

[whatever he was. she doesn't like to put labels on things, so she struggles to find an appropriate way to describe the big shadow monster. it was why she stopped to talk in the first place.]