[this was exactly her reaction when she was led here, honestly.]
Unfortunately. [she says, annoyed.] It's not my thing. But I'm going to make it my thing. Whether they like it or not.
[he'll see she's already gotten started - the room she's pulled him into has crisp white walls, artwork hung here and there, expensive furniture. but all of the paintings that have people in them have mustaches drawn on them with a whiteboard marker, as well as angry eyebrows. the walls have drawings on them that look like this and this, in various earth tone colors. there's paint splattered and smeared across the floor, too.]
Unfortunately. [she says, annoyed.] It's not my thing. But I'm going to make it my thing. Whether they like it or not.
[he'll see she's already gotten started - the room she's pulled him into has crisp white walls, artwork hung here and there, expensive furniture. but all of the paintings that have people in them have mustaches drawn on them with a whiteboard marker, as well as angry eyebrows. the walls have drawings on them that look like this and this, in various earth tone colors. there's paint splattered and smeared across the floor, too.]
[this is incredible i'm glad their drawings match.]
Which one are you in again? [also, she laughs at the splatter on the ground because that's her aesthetic.] Nice.
[she hops over to the wall that he drew "blood" across, and crouches so she can fingerpaint something that looks like a body outline. this won't be a problem for later this week.]
Which one are you in again? [also, she laughs at the splatter on the ground because that's her aesthetic.] Nice.
[she hops over to the wall that he drew "blood" across, and crouches so she can fingerpaint something that looks like a body outline. this won't be a problem for later this week.]
Oh, you would be. Man, your team is fun.
[and then she grins when he lays down, noodling her way over to him.]
Hold still. [and she STABS HIM.
no she doesn't she splatters paint all over the floor around him and smudges it artistically to make it look like he got stabbed a lot of times. she's surprisingly detailed with the way it looks, like she's seen a lot of blood splatters for reference.]
[and then she grins when he lays down, noodling her way over to him.]
Hold still. [and she STABS HIM.
no she doesn't she splatters paint all over the floor around him and smudges it artistically to make it look like he got stabbed a lot of times. she's surprisingly detailed with the way it looks, like she's seen a lot of blood splatters for reference.]
[she cackles even when he gets her with the red smear, doing her absolute best to get him good. there's a bunch of wriggling, and then she makes a huffy sound and pomfs into a cat, scrambling to stand on his head instead.
the red smear stays, visible through her pink fur!]
the red smear stays, visible through her pink fur!]

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