Nimona ☆ White Tiger

[hanaban]

Comments

[sharkgirl]

[she gives him a slightly amused look, and then:]

You can just say you like sleeping, you don't have to agree with me. Bet I'd miss it if I couldn't. And parties are overrated anyway. [...] You're out of luck with the walking thing though. Sucks to be you.

[hanaban]

You have to walk too!

[ nudges her leg. most mammals are unfortunately doomed to having to walk ]

[sharkgirl]

Oooh, that's where you're wrong! I can fly, sucker.

[hanaban]

As a really really big bat?

[sharkgirl]

Yep. [she reaches to try and pinch him in the side.] Or a bird, or a dragon.

[hanaban]

H-hey! Stop that!

[ Another thing that SUCKS about being human: he's ticklish ]

A fire breathing dragon, or the laser beam kind?

[sharkgirl]

[she pinches him again for good measure!!! and then stops being a menace.]

Fire breathing, obviously. How else am I gonna raze a village?

[hanaban]

Half the fun is stomping on the buildings! Then you burn what's left over!

[ he imagines so, anyways, in his kaiju monster film dreams ]

[sharkgirl]

The secret is you set it on fire, and then kick the burning parts at the not-burning parts. It really surprises the $^*# out of people.

[hanaban]

You'll burn your toes.

[sharkgirl]

I'm invincible.