hanaban | Nimona ☆ White Tiger

Yeah. Of course.

[she tells him, and there's no hesitation to it.]

Come on, like I'm gonna tell you to behave and then leave you out to dry, Hanako. Ugh.

[she hates that she has to tell him to behave because honestly she'd really just let him do whatever he wants, but unfortunately ace, reigen, datz and temenos have given her a single desire to have some morals, so. they can figure it out together.]

[ wow, wonder what it's like to have morals ]

Which means you're going to lead by example, right?

[ be a little goody two shoes Nimona. he bets she wouldn't even last a day before she cracks, which Hanako will just take as permission to do whatever the hell ]

[she gives him SUCH a look.]

Yeah, I won't kill random people because they made me mad. That's the example. [he can play pranks and be a goblin she doesn't care about that part, but she has not, in fact, killed random people so she's justified in this!!!]

They weren't random people!

[ Those were premeditated murders! He put a lot of thought into it! it's not like he was going around the street cutting down the general populace ]

[

takes his hat and holds it above his head]

Don't loophole me, you know what I'm saying.

Hey!

[ no!!! he looks like a normal boy without his hat and it's unsettling, he's going to climb Nimona like a tree if that's what it takes to get his hat back ]

[he can do that but she's gonna turn into a bird and try to fly away with it]

[ THAT'S NOT FAIR ]

You already have a hat! Don't be greedy!

[that's a fair point actually i wonder what happens to ace's hat when she shifts. i guess she has two hats. she looks ridiculous.]

Acknowledge that you get what I'm telling you and I'll give it back!

[ lil bird struggling to keep aloft under two hats ]

I get it! I get it! Now give it back!

[ he does not get it but also. give it back. ]

[she flops back down onto his head. hats are heavy ):]

[ pats the little bird on his head

oh! chickens. ]

Ryuki says we can go live with him for a bit, if you want. I don't know how happy he is at the police, so... Do you think he'll be mad if we kidnap him?

[chickens...

this amuses her, actually, and she hops down to his shoulder.] He'd probably get really mad, yeah. We'd have to bring Tama, too.

Where'd you wanna kidnap him to?

Somewhere with a lot of chickens.

Whhhhhy. [explain more]

It's his stress relief, and he's so stressed all the time.

He really is...

Maybe we just visit him and make sure he takes a break. Or I guess we could do crimes and have him come catch us, do you think he'd think that's fun?

[probably not but she thinks it sounds kind of rad...]

Oh, what was it that he said...? I think it was that we can do whatever we want, as long as it's not something he'd have to arrest us for, or something that'd get him in trouble with his workplace.

[ So petty crimes might be okay. Major crimes as long as Ryuki doesn't see. ]

[nodding...]

Maybe. [she's not sure she wants to go to ryuki's world - it'd be better than where she's from, so at least there's that.] But even if I don't, I think you should.

Should... get arrested?

[ huh??? ]

-- No, hang out with him in his world, dummy. Or with Datz.

Oh, yeah, Datz would be fun. I bet he wouldn't be worried about taking us inside a shark tank.

Yeah, he's all about breaking the law.

Oh, speaking of shark tank, I was gonna show you something cool and it has to do with sharks but you made me sidetrack.

The lake shark is back?!

[ he keeps missing the shark!! ]

Kinda!

[does it count if she's the shark...]

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