Ace D. Portgas ☆ Emerald Goat

[hanaban]

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[hanaban]

Who, me? No way! I'm tooooootally pure!

[ look at him. he's a good boy. ]

[selfimmolation]

That's a line no one would believe!

[hanaban]

I'm totally pure.

[ say that again, Ace ]

[selfimmolation]

Pure kids don't try to climb trees to sneak a look into people's windows. I'd know, it sounds like something I'd have done.

[hanaban]

[ .................. ]

Ehe ☆

[selfimmolation]

[ he's laughing ]

Maybe get a ladder for the other dorms, though.

[hanaban]

When I have you to toss me? You could throw me all the way up to the window!

[ he'll just have to elbow through the glass but he can handle that ]

[selfimmolation]

You need to get better at actually catching onto something to hold for that first.

[ this is not the no it should be ]

[hanaban]

The windows are thiiiiiiiis [ spreads out his arms ] big!

[ no need to grab onto anything, he can't miss! ]

[selfimmolation]

Yeah? Are you thinking you're going to go right through the glass? I'd need to launch you straight at it.

[hanaban]

Afraid you can't manage it?

[selfimmolation]

More like worried you're too light to break anything. Windows are way stronger than they look! I used a pipe as a kid, you got anything like that?

[ do NOT launch children!!! ]

[hanaban]

Just a rock and a kitchen knife.

[ neither of which would fare any better than his skull, he thinks ]

I wonder if there are any spare pipes laying around here...

[ he's going to ruin the dorm's plumbing ]

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, that's not great for window breaking. You could try looking around the construction site? Between the workers and the destruction you might find something useful in there.

[ again he is. he is giving terrible advice here. does hanako have his tetanus shot ]

[hanaban]

Like a chainsaw!

[ who needs tetanus shots when you're already dead ]

[selfimmolation]

Is... that different from a regular saw?

[hanaban]

Yeah! There's a chain, and it goes vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[ me looking up when chainsaws were invented...... ]

[selfimmolation]

... You're probably more likely to cut yourself than the glass?

[hanaban]

But I would break the glass. That's the important part.

[selfimmolation]

By cutting it? Man, just get a hammer.

[hanaban]

Hammers don't go vrrrrr...

[selfimmolation]

It sounds like you want the chainsaw more than you want to break the glass.

[hanaban]

There's no reason why we can't have both.

[selfimmolation]

Maybe you can ask those penguins if they're willing to lend you one. We'll see if it works.