foreverphantom: (but they don't give a flying fuck)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ he laughs ]

No can do, kid.

Besides, most ghosts usually love the portals. Easy access to all those humans they can terrorize.
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then I beat you up and send you back.
foreverphantom: (for you all my life)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've fought way scarier ghosts and won.

Not that it matters here, where neither of us have our actual powers.
foreverphantom: (you make yourself sad)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
And you think that's you?
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
And what makes you say that?
foreverphantom: (i walk through doors)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You look super small.
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm...no, not that one, unfortunately. You gotta pump more iron before you can earn that one.
foreverphantom: (about us)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ laughs ] No, it's a figure of speech. It means you need to work out more. Lift weights and build muscle.
foreverphantom: (two by two coming through the door)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ he looks confused for a second, then frowns ]

Just because I don't look like I have a lot of muscle doesn't mean I don't know how to strengthen it.