Danny Fenton ☆ White Tiger

[hanaban]

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[foreverphantom]

[ reflexively, he phases his arm out of hanako's grasp as soon as he feels the strain of it getting twisted behind him.

and then with the other arm, he swings a fist wildly, which, because i rolled a 19, is going to go straight for his cute lil face ]

[hanaban]

[ The purikura perfectly captures a frame by frame of Danny's fist colliding against Hanako's cheek and knocking him backwards onto the floor ]

[foreverphantom]

[

anyway once danny blinks the flash out of his eyes and his brain catches up to his fists, he looks down to see the literal child he just punched in the face ]

Oh sh--are you okay?!

[hanaban]

[ he's dead, jim ]

[foreverphantom]

[ HANAKO BLEASE, YOU CAN'T DIE OFF SCHEDULE LIKE THIS

Danny hovers a finger or two under his nose to check if he's breathing ]

[hanaban]

[ Before he gets a chance to, Hanako suddenly bolts upright and smashes his face against Danny's hand ]

Wah—?!

[ scoots backwards a little, for safety ]

What happened?

[foreverphantom]

[ oh good. because the next step would've been pinching his nose shut until he woke up ]

I thought you passed out.

[hanaban]

[ rubbing his face ]

Ehh, it'd take a lot more than that to knock me out!

[ nnnnnnot that he wants Danny to try again, so he rushes forward to redirect Danny's attention to the photo editing screen ]

Oh, these turned out nice! Look, that's you- [ points at Danny's face. uses the tip of his finger to draw in devil horns and a tail ]

[foreverphantom]

Wow, tell me what you really think of me, why don't you?

[hanaban]

[ colors Danny's eyes in red, makes him breathe fire ]

[foreverphantom]

[ fine, two can play at that game

draws two big ol' x's over hanako's eyes ]

[hanaban]

Why am I dead?!

[ ... wait, he is dead. he knows that ]

[foreverphantom]

Because you looked like it, for a minute there.

[hanaban]

And whose fault was that?

[foreverphantom]

Hey, you jumped me first.

[hanaban]

It was a friendly... [ uh ] hug? We're friends, aren't we?

[foreverphantom]

A hug that involved blinding me?

[hanaban]

Yes.

[ no.


wait, he voiced the wrong one ]

It's just the camera flash! Posing for pictures is nice and all, but the candid delight on a person's face when they're hugged by surprise is so much more precious! I wanted to capture that for you.

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, you really looked candidly delighted when all the photos got taken. [ draws a mouth with a tongue sticking out over top of hanako's face on the photos ]

[hanaban]

Oh yeah, soooo delighted.

[ changes to a thick black and scribbles out Danny's entire face, like this ]

[foreverphantom]

[ draws a giant smelly poop emoji on top of hanako's head. with flies and stink lines and everything. ]

[hanaban]

[ draws a speech bubble next to Danny's head with the words "duh I'm Danny the Dumbass" inside ]

[foreverphantom]

[ help is there even anything of the photo left or are we just scribbling over other illegible scribbles now

draws tears coming out of hanako's dead eyes with a lil baby bib and accompanying crying noises ]

[hanaban]

[ They're just scribbling now...

Hanako picks a bright red and starts coloring over Danny's shirt like he's bleeding out from the gut but that's when their time runs out and their pictures print. 20 of them, in various sizes.



... ]

I'm going to hang this in our dorm.

[foreverphantom]

Why?