Ponta Hayari ☆ Aquamarine Fox

[hanaban]

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[bottleking]

[ The prinnies being magically animated plushies is... honestly a lot simpler of a theory than any weird evolutionary ideas Ponta came up with through the weeks...

So the peg legs aren't hooves...

Anyway... ]

I mean, I think any animal is flammable when it comes down to it, it's just kind of a question of how much heat it takes.

[hanaban]

That sounds like a fun science experiment: how long does it take to set a penguin on fire!

[ it's going to have to be a really big really strong fire to get it going, which is fine because he could use the practice ]

[bottleking]

[ Now, wait a minute.







Oh no. ]

We're not killing a penguin. Not even for science.

[hanaban]

It won't die!

[ it's just going to be set on fire ... ]

[bottleking]

... we're not torturing a penguin either.

[ Please, Hanako, do you not hold compassion for small creatures in your heart..... ]

[hanaban]

[ no. ]

Aw...

[ It's no fun here if he's not allowed to set wildlife on fire ]

Let's go see the aquarium! There's no way fish could've been set free.