hanaban | Nimona ☆ White Tiger

Gold Mouse. The Bestest Team!

[ can't believe somebody splatted against the wall and died...

Hanako sits down on the floor and then lays on his back ]

Do me next!

Oh, you would be. Man, your team is fun.

[and then she grins when he lays down, noodling her way over to him.]

Hold still. [and she STABS HIM.

no she doesn't she splatters paint all over the floor around him and smudges it artistically to make it look like he got stabbed a lot of times. she's surprisingly detailed with the way it looks, like she's seen a lot of blood splatters for reference.]

[ How I would've accepted him getting stabbed. Curfew is just him having fallen asleep on the floor covered in blood paint splatters.

Once Nimona's gotten the finishing touches in, Hanako carefully rolls over and adds some smeared handprints to the ground, and then paints a shaky RHIN with an incomplete N that trails off before the dying message can be completed. ]

[ori you are going to get me scapegoated for tutorial this is the funniest thing in the world

unfortunately she thinks this is very funny.] $%#!ing snitch!

[she says fondly.]

[ The cacophony of sounds that censor the swear makes him laugh, wow, who would've though a person could make those noises ]

Should've silenced me when you had the chance, then!

Still an option, bucko!

[she's going to attempt to noogie him, making little cat mrrrp mrrowwwl sounds as she does. she's not a cat those noises just happen sometimes, it's fine.]

Wah!

[ He lets out a shout, laughing and trying to squirm away from Nimona's grasp but only managing to twist himself around and smear red paint across her cheek with his hand, like war paint ]

[she cackles even when he gets her with the red smear, doing her absolute best to get him good. there's a bunch of wriggling, and then she makes a huffy sound and pomfs into a cat, scrambling to stand on his head instead.

the red smear stays, visible through her pink fur!]

[ Oh that's cheating, with how notoriously difficult cats are to keep a hold of when they don't want to be held, but at least he's got some head protection in the form of his hat ]

I... gotcha! [ picks her up from the scruff of the neck and dangles her in front of his face ]

It should have been like this in the first place.

[ Aka Nimona being a small creature, and Hanako unceremoniously tossing her up at the ceiling so she can paw-paint up there too ]

[ooooooogh she hates being held by her scruff, actually. she goes very, very still, and then, cheerfully:]

Put me down or I'm going to eat your eyeballs.

[she would love to be tossed in the air in any way but this]

[ sits her up on a high shelf ]

[that works!

she shakes out her fur like a dog, and sneezes. and then throws her little paws out wide.]

He can be taught!

[ squishes her cheeks, rubs more paint into her fur ]

Just thought I'd keep my eyeballs today! I'm going to need them later.

[she half-gnaws, half-licks his fingers as he squishes her cheeks.]

Good choice. No promises, though, they look delicious. [this is a joke, probably.]

[ no, his big juicy eyes ]

Getting a taste of me already?

[ he tastes like paint ]

Don't be weird. [she says, chewing on his finger.] And quit covering me in paint, do you know how hard this is to get out of fur?

No, I usually don't have to worry about that since I'm, you know. [ she doesn't but that's fine, ]

Can't you just change into something else that's easier to clean? Like a frog!