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hanaban
2023-09-21 04:10 am (UTC)
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I thought it would have been fine on my own!
[ in a room full of people... on hindsight, he should have cornered the mayor when he went to the bathroom or something, that's Hanako's domain ]
Next time I talk
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to the mayor, I'll take you with me. How's that?
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 04:13 am (UTC)
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[rip powerpuff mayor, drowned and stabbed in a toilet by a thirteen year old]
Yeah, alright. Try not to get stabbed yourself, it's unprofessional?
[shoves his shoulder!]
Sheesh.
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2023-09-21 04:13 (UTC)
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hanaban
2023-09-21 04:19 am (UTC)
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[ should've given the mayor a swirlie!! ]
I didn't get stabbed
this
time!
[ bumps her shoulder back ]
I would've had him in one slash if I weren't reduced to this.
[ gestures at his 13-year-old boy self. pathetic ]
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 04:24 am (UTC)
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[she tilts her head.]
Reduced to what?
[she doesn't expect him to answer actually, but she's curious.]
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hanaban
2023-09-21 04:31 am (UTC)
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To
this!
Being human! Having to eat, and sleep, and walk!
[ it sucks!!! all he's been eating is donuts and he gets little to no sleep and is there any wonder he's unhinged ]
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 04:42 am (UTC)
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[please eat a vegetable.]
Oh.
[well, that'll teach her to assume someone is human, wow.]
You do have to eat, yeah, that's like. A priority.
Man, you don't have to sleep where you come from? Lucky.
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hanaban
2023-09-21 04:52 am (UTC)
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[ he didn't expect to be here more than a couple of days ]
I don't have to sleep anymore, but I wouldn't call it lucky...
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no ]
But that
does
mean I get to party all night! Haha, maybe you're right, I am pretty lucky, huh?
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 04:56 am (UTC)
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[she gives him a slightly amused look, and then:]
You can just say you like sleeping, you don't have to agree with me. Bet I'd miss it if I couldn't. And parties are overrated anyway.
[...]
You're out of luck with the walking thing though. Sucks to be you.
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hanaban
2023-09-21 05:01 am (UTC)
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You have to walk too!
[ nudges her leg. most mammals are unfortunately doomed to having to walk ]
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 05:03 am (UTC)
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Oooh, that's where you're wrong! I can fly, sucker.
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hanaban
2023-09-21 05:04 am (UTC)
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As a really really big bat?
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 05:25 am (UTC)
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Yep.
[she reaches to try and pinch him in the side.]
Or a bird, or a dragon.
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hanaban
2023-09-21 05:28 am (UTC)
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H-hey! Stop that!
[ Another thing that SUCKS about being human: he's ticklish ]
A fire breathing dragon, or the laser beam kind?
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 05:32 am (UTC)
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[she pinches him again for good measure!!! and then stops being a menace.]
Fire breathing, obviously. How else am I gonna raze a village?
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hanaban
2023-09-21 05:36 am (UTC)
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Half the fun is stomping on the buildings! Then you burn what's left over!
[ he imagines so, anyways, in his kaiju monster film dreams ]
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 05:39 am (UTC)
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The secret is you set it on fire, and then kick the burning parts at the not-burning parts. It really surprises the $^*# out of people.
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hanaban
2023-09-21 06:06 am (UTC)
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You'll burn your toes.
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sharkgirl
2023-09-21 06:36 pm (UTC)
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I'm invincible.
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[ in a room full of people... on hindsight, he should have cornered the mayor when he went to the bathroom or something, that's Hanako's domain ]
Next time I talk [ """talk""" ] to the mayor, I'll take you with me. How's that?
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Yeah, alright. Try not to get stabbed yourself, it's unprofessional? [shoves his shoulder!] Sheesh.
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I didn't get stabbed this time! [ bumps her shoulder back ]
I would've had him in one slash if I weren't reduced to this.
[ gestures at his 13-year-old boy self. pathetic ]
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Reduced to what? [she doesn't expect him to answer actually, but she's curious.]
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[ it sucks!!! all he's been eating is donuts and he gets little to no sleep and is there any wonder he's unhinged ]
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Oh. [well, that'll teach her to assume someone is human, wow.] You do have to eat, yeah, that's like. A priority.
Man, you don't have to sleep where you come from? Lucky.
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I don't have to sleep anymore, but I wouldn't call it lucky...
[ ...
no ]
But that does mean I get to party all night! Haha, maybe you're right, I am pretty lucky, huh?
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You can just say you like sleeping, you don't have to agree with me. Bet I'd miss it if I couldn't. And parties are overrated anyway. [...] You're out of luck with the walking thing though. Sucks to be you.
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[ nudges her leg. most mammals are unfortunately doomed to having to walk ]
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[ Another thing that SUCKS about being human: he's ticklish ]
A fire breathing dragon, or the laser beam kind?
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Fire breathing, obviously. How else am I gonna raze a village?
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[ he imagines so, anyways, in his kaiju monster film dreams ]
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