sharkgirl: (twenty-six)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-18 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm decorating the place. Wanna help?

[waggles paint at him. it's blue, and in a tube, but it's the best she can do.]
sharkgirl: (seven)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[he will not escape, no]

Yeah yeah - hup -- [she reaches down and yanks him up in through the window, because that's how we get into buildings i guess. what is a door.]
sharkgirl: (nineteen)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[this was exactly her reaction when she was led here, honestly.]

Unfortunately. [she says, annoyed.] It's not my thing. But I'm going to make it my thing. Whether they like it or not.

[he'll see she's already gotten started - the room she's pulled him into has crisp white walls, artwork hung here and there, expensive furniture. but all of the paintings that have people in them have mustaches drawn on them with a whiteboard marker, as well as angry eyebrows. the walls have drawings on them that look like this and this, in various earth tone colors. there's paint splattered and smeared across the floor, too.]
sharkgirl: (twenty-nine)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[this is incredible i'm glad their drawings match.]

Which one are you in again? [also, she laughs at the splatter on the ground because that's her aesthetic.] Nice.

[she hops over to the wall that he drew "blood" across, and crouches so she can fingerpaint something that looks like a body outline. this won't be a problem for later this week.]
sharkgirl: (thirty-nine)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you would be. Man, your team is fun.

[and then she grins when he lays down, noodling her way over to him.]

Hold still. [and she STABS HIM.

no she doesn't she splatters paint all over the floor around him and smudges it artistically to make it look like he got stabbed a lot of times. she's surprisingly detailed with the way it looks, like she's seen a lot of blood splatters for reference.]
sharkgirl: (eight)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ori you are going to get me scapegoated for tutorial this is the funniest thing in the world

unfortunately she thinks this is very funny.]
$%#!ing snitch!

[she says fondly.]
sharkgirl: (four)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Still an option, bucko!

[she's going to attempt to noogie him, making little cat mrrrp mrrowwwl sounds as she does. she's not a cat those noises just happen sometimes, it's fine.]
sharkgirl: (twenty-seven)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[she cackles even when he gets her with the red smear, doing her absolute best to get him good. there's a bunch of wriggling, and then she makes a huffy sound and pomfs into a cat, scrambling to stand on his head instead.

the red smear stays, visible through her pink fur!]
sharkgirl: (forty-six)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ooooooogh she hates being held by her scruff, actually. she goes very, very still, and then, cheerfully:]

Put me down or I'm going to eat your eyeballs.

[she would love to be tossed in the air in any way but this]
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[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[that works!

she shakes out her fur like a dog, and sneezes. and then throws her little paws out wide.]


He can be taught!
sharkgirl: (thirty-five)

[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[she half-gnaws, half-licks his fingers as he squishes her cheeks.]

Good choice. No promises, though, they look delicious. [this is a joke, probably.]
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[personal profile] sharkgirl 2023-09-19 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be weird. [she says, chewing on his finger.] And quit covering me in paint, do you know how hard this is to get out of fur?

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