Ace D. Portgas ☆ Emerald Goat

[hanaban]

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[selfimmolation]

What's up with White Tiger's?

[ ace opens the door to the first floor seating area! it's just a college dorm. help me. ]

[hanaban]

[ It's like they never left the hotel ]

Okay, so, imagine an empty room with plain white walls.

[selfimmolation]

Oh. You're right. That is bad. Glad I'm not on that team, I'd go nuts.

[ hellish. he'll let hanako explore the first floor but he doesn't mind letting him check out the rest too. and just so it's written down for you there's a gym on the second floor, the third floor has kitchen, living room and bedrooms. this is a college dorm. ]

[hanaban]

[ Excitement... slowly ebbing away... This dorm is uncomfortable in an entirely different way ]

Where's your ball pit...?

[selfimmolation]

Ball pit? [ ??? ] We don't have anything like that. I told you it was boring!

[hanaban]

Who else is in your team? Adults?

[ maybe that's why your dorm is so... adult. he feels so sad for Ace ]

[selfimmolation]

[ gently pushes hanako's head down. just playful ]

Hey, I'm an adult. [ technically. ] We're not all boring! But my team's Tama, Satan, and Albedo. So, yeah, I guess.

[hanaban]

...Satan.

[ help what is religion in One Piece ]

[selfimmolation]

[ we have references to hell and devils and demons and there's a man with a bible so i've decided to not think about it at all ]

Yeah. Weird name.

[hanaban]

[ Fair ]

There's your team leader too, right? What are they like?

[selfimmolation]

Goat? They're pretty serious. Though they said they were my age. Apparently they're friends with Fox, though.

[hanaban]

[ hm, he's not great with serious adults ]

Do you know what Goat's power is?

[selfimmolation]

Oh I didn't even think to ask. [ oops. ]

[hanaban]

Ace!!

[ GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ACE ]

Did you not interrogate your leader the first chance you got??

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, but we sort of got distracted with personal questions instead?

[ woops!! ]

[hanaban]

What kind of personal questions?

[ tell him all of goat's secrets...... ]

[selfimmolation]

Age... hobbies... [ if he's honest there was mostly bullying but ]

Goat is not in charge of our phones?

[hanaban]

Why would goat be in charge of the phones...?

[selfimmolation]

I dunno, Satan said something about parental controls?

[hanaban]

Oh, yeah. We've got a couple of kids here. Wouldn't want them looking up some naughty website or something.

[selfimmolation]

[ ace has no idea what a naughty website is because he doesn't know what a website is but he can GUESS ]

Aren't you one of those kids yourself?

[hanaban]

Who, me? No way! I'm tooooootally pure!

[ look at him. he's a good boy. ]

[selfimmolation]

That's a line no one would believe!

[hanaban]

I'm totally pure.

[ say that again, Ace ]

[selfimmolation]

Pure kids don't try to climb trees to sneak a look into people's windows. I'd know, it sounds like something I'd have done.