hanaban | Danny Fenton ☆ White Tiger

How should I put this...

Don't stick forks into electrical outlets, kid.

[ how did you electrocute yourself, what did you DO Danny ]

[ snortlaughs ]

Oh don't worry, it was even dumber. But not because of me.

Would you believe that my parents built the 'on' switch for the portal inside of it?

[ first of all, what tf is a ghost portal, but also, ]

And you flicked the switch?

[ nods ]

I had my hand against the wall for balance. I didn't realize the button was there until I was pressing down on it and it activated.

[ "it was even dumber. but not because of me." The more Danny talks, the more this doesn't seem like the case ]

Uh-huh. And what were you doing inside in the first place?

Well, part of it is that I was just curious...

...but mostly, I just wanted to see if I could fix it. It was kind of my parents' life's work, so when it didn't turn on, it kinda broke them a little.

Eh... That's nice of you and all, but a portal that turns people into ghosts is better off staying broken.

Pff, well, it was supposed to be a portal into the Ghost Zone. And it is, since I turned it on. So, kinda too late to walk that one back.

You destroy that thing the moment you get home.

[ he laughs ]

No can do, kid.

Besides, most ghosts usually love the portals. Easy access to all those humans they can terrorize.

Which is why it's so dangerous! What if a spirit like me came through the portal?

Then I beat you up and send you back.

As if you can!

Trust me, I've fought way scarier ghosts and won.

Not that it matters here, where neither of us have our actual powers.

I wouldn't need them to win against you. It all comes down to who can throw a harder punch.

And you think that's you?

I know it's me.

And what makes you say that?

Don't I look super strong?

You look super small.

And super strong!

[ He can be both!! like a bullet!!! ]

Mmmmm...no, not that one, unfortunately. You gotta pump more iron before you can earn that one.

I need to... [ ??? ] spill more blood...?

[ laughs ] No, it's a figure of speech. It means you need to work out more. Lift weights and build muscle.

Yeah, I don't want to hear that from you.

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