Ponta Hayari ☆ Aquamarine Fox

[hanaban]

Comments

[bottleking]

[ 'Missing' is a generous term for 'possibly eaten', let's go with that. ]

Would being flammable point towards or against being real?

[ How easy is it to set a regular penguin on fire, anyway? ]

And what does Mouse think they are?

[hanaban]

I think they said something about being made of plush and fabric... and some special substance from the underworld... I don't think they know either.

[ pspspsps Hanako slips his fingers through the caging, trying to entice a penguin over so they can see for sure ]

Toy animals are flammable, but I think penguins might be as well? Because of all the oil on their feathers, and the fat that keeps them warm.

[bottleking]

[ The prinnies being magically animated plushies is... honestly a lot simpler of a theory than any weird evolutionary ideas Ponta came up with through the weeks...

So the peg legs aren't hooves...

Anyway... ]

I mean, I think any animal is flammable when it comes down to it, it's just kind of a question of how much heat it takes.

[hanaban]

That sounds like a fun science experiment: how long does it take to set a penguin on fire!

[ it's going to have to be a really big really strong fire to get it going, which is fine because he could use the practice ]

[bottleking]

[ Now, wait a minute.







Oh no. ]

We're not killing a penguin. Not even for science.

[hanaban]

It won't die!

[ it's just going to be set on fire ... ]

[bottleking]

... we're not torturing a penguin either.

[ Please, Hanako, do you not hold compassion for small creatures in your heart..... ]

[hanaban]

[ no. ]

Aw...

[ It's no fun here if he's not allowed to set wildlife on fire ]

Let's go see the aquarium! There's no way fish could've been set free.