Nimona ☆ White Tiger

[hanaban]

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[sharkgirl]

[her expression narrows.]

There wasn't any reason for them to punch you. [he tried to stab the mayor nimona]

[hanaban]

[ he also tried to stab ox?? please, ]

It's fine! I forgive them, so don't be too hard on Ox, okay?

[sharkgirl]

[no she will hold a grudge for a thousand years]

Hmph. [she rubs at her face.] You should've waved me down, I would've run interference.

[hanaban]

I thought it would have been fine on my own!

[ in a room full of people... on hindsight, he should have cornered the mayor when he went to the bathroom or something, that's Hanako's domain ]

Next time I talk [ """talk""" ] to the mayor, I'll take you with me. How's that?

[sharkgirl]

[rip powerpuff mayor, drowned and stabbed in a toilet by a thirteen year old]

Yeah, alright. Try not to get stabbed yourself, it's unprofessional? [shoves his shoulder!] Sheesh.

[hanaban]

[ should've given the mayor a swirlie!! ]

I didn't get stabbed this time! [ bumps her shoulder back ]

I would've had him in one slash if I weren't reduced to this.

[ gestures at his 13-year-old boy self. pathetic ]

[sharkgirl]

[she tilts her head.]

Reduced to what? [she doesn't expect him to answer actually, but she's curious.]

[hanaban]

To this! Being human! Having to eat, and sleep, and walk!

[ it sucks!!! all he's been eating is donuts and he gets little to no sleep and is there any wonder he's unhinged ]

[sharkgirl]

[please eat a vegetable.]

Oh. [well, that'll teach her to assume someone is human, wow.] You do have to eat, yeah, that's like. A priority.

Man, you don't have to sleep where you come from? Lucky.

[hanaban]

[ he didn't expect to be here more than a couple of days ]

I don't have to sleep anymore, but I wouldn't call it lucky...

[ ...

no ]

But that does mean I get to party all night! Haha, maybe you're right, I am pretty lucky, huh?

[sharkgirl]

[she gives him a slightly amused look, and then:]

You can just say you like sleeping, you don't have to agree with me. Bet I'd miss it if I couldn't. And parties are overrated anyway. [...] You're out of luck with the walking thing though. Sucks to be you.

[hanaban]

You have to walk too!

[ nudges her leg. most mammals are unfortunately doomed to having to walk ]

[sharkgirl]

Oooh, that's where you're wrong! I can fly, sucker.

[hanaban]

As a really really big bat?

[sharkgirl]

Yep. [she reaches to try and pinch him in the side.] Or a bird, or a dragon.

[hanaban]

H-hey! Stop that!

[ Another thing that SUCKS about being human: he's ticklish ]

A fire breathing dragon, or the laser beam kind?

[sharkgirl]

[she pinches him again for good measure!!! and then stops being a menace.]

Fire breathing, obviously. How else am I gonna raze a village?

[hanaban]

Half the fun is stomping on the buildings! Then you burn what's left over!

[ he imagines so, anyways, in his kaiju monster film dreams ]

[sharkgirl]

The secret is you set it on fire, and then kick the burning parts at the not-burning parts. It really surprises the $^*# out of people.

[hanaban]

You'll burn your toes.

[sharkgirl]

I'm invincible.