foreverphantom: (kevin kevin kevin...)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes you end up electrocuting yourself right as a ghost portal is opening up, and I guess the universe doesn't know what to do with you?
foreverphantom: no one lives forever - oingo boingo (you worry too much)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ snortlaughs ]

Oh don't worry, it was even dumber. But not because of me.

Would you believe that my parents built the 'on' switch for the portal inside of it?
foreverphantom: ((haven't lost) (haven't lost))

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ nods ]

I had my hand against the wall for balance. I didn't realize the button was there until I was pressing down on it and it activated.
foreverphantom: (the escalator breathing)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, part of it is that I was just curious...

...but mostly, I just wanted to see if I could fix it. It was kind of my parents' life's work, so when it didn't turn on, it kinda broke them a little.
foreverphantom: no one lives forever - oingo boingo (you worry too much)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pff, well, it was supposed to be a portal into the Ghost Zone. And it is, since I turned it on. So, kinda too late to walk that one back.
foreverphantom: (but they don't give a flying fuck)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ he laughs ]

No can do, kid.

Besides, most ghosts usually love the portals. Easy access to all those humans they can terrorize.
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then I beat you up and send you back.
foreverphantom: (for you all my life)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-28 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've fought way scarier ghosts and won.

Not that it matters here, where neither of us have our actual powers.
foreverphantom: (you make yourself sad)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
And you think that's you?
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
And what makes you say that?
foreverphantom: (i walk through doors)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You look super small.
foreverphantom: (it's the hour of the wolf--)

[personal profile] foreverphantom 2023-09-29 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm...no, not that one, unfortunately. You gotta pump more iron before you can earn that one.

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