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W5, Tuesday

[personal profile] bottleking 2023-10-24 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hi Hanako, today we are at the Zoo, looking at the penguin enclosure where a confused prinny appears to make a desperate attempt at communicating with his 'fellow doodz'. ]

Strange to see one of them next to the real deal... wait, no. Next to penguins as I know them. Can't really say one is more real than the other, huh?
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[personal profile] bottleking 2023-10-25 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 'Missing' is a generous term for 'possibly eaten', let's go with that. ]

Would being flammable point towards or against being real?

[ How easy is it to set a regular penguin on fire, anyway? ]

And what does Mouse think they are?
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[personal profile] bottleking 2023-10-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The prinnies being magically animated plushies is... honestly a lot simpler of a theory than any weird evolutionary ideas Ponta came up with through the weeks...

So the peg legs aren't hooves...

Anyway... ]


I mean, I think any animal is flammable when it comes down to it, it's just kind of a question of how much heat it takes.
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[personal profile] bottleking 2023-10-31 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now, wait a minute.







Oh no. ]


We're not killing a penguin. Not even for science.
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[personal profile] bottleking 2023-11-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... we're not torturing a penguin either.

[ Please, Hanako, do you not hold compassion for small creatures in your heart..... ]