hanaban | Nimona ☆ White Tiger

[ If his team hasn't forced him to sit through a Hanako Intervention Lecture meeting, he's outside at night, this time sitting in front of the exploded fountain ]

[she goes to sit next to him.]

... They didn't leave a bruise, did they?

[ ... ]

It's not too bad! The mask probably blocked most of it, and bruises go away anyways.

[her expression narrows.]

There wasn't any reason for them to punch you. [he tried to stab the mayor nimona]

[ he also tried to stab ox?? please, ]

It's fine! I forgive them, so don't be too hard on Ox, okay?

[no she will hold a grudge for a thousand years]

Hmph. [she rubs at her face.] You should've waved me down, I would've run interference.

I thought it would have been fine on my own!

[ in a room full of people... on hindsight, he should have cornered the mayor when he went to the bathroom or something, that's Hanako's domain ]

Next time I talk [ """talk""" ] to the mayor, I'll take you with me. How's that?

[rip powerpuff mayor, drowned and stabbed in a toilet by a thirteen year old]

Yeah, alright. Try not to get stabbed yourself, it's unprofessional? [shoves his shoulder!] Sheesh.

Edited 2023-09-21 04:13 (UTC)

[ should've given the mayor a swirlie!! ]

I didn't get stabbed this time! [ bumps her shoulder back ]

I would've had him in one slash if I weren't reduced to this.

[ gestures at his 13-year-old boy self. pathetic ]

[she tilts her head.]

Reduced to what? [she doesn't expect him to answer actually, but she's curious.]

To this! Being human! Having to eat, and sleep, and walk!

[ it sucks!!! all he's been eating is donuts and he gets little to no sleep and is there any wonder he's unhinged ]

[please eat a vegetable.]

Oh. [well, that'll teach her to assume someone is human, wow.] You do have to eat, yeah, that's like. A priority.

Man, you don't have to sleep where you come from? Lucky.

[ he didn't expect to be here more than a couple of days ]

I don't have to sleep anymore, but I wouldn't call it lucky...

[ ...

no ]

But that does mean I get to party all night! Haha, maybe you're right, I am pretty lucky, huh?

[she gives him a slightly amused look, and then:]

You can just say you like sleeping, you don't have to agree with me. Bet I'd miss it if I couldn't. And parties are overrated anyway. [...] You're out of luck with the walking thing though. Sucks to be you.